I'm A Mouse... Duh!

It's that time of year again! On Friday, it'll be Halloween! Can we get a hip for the one day a year children can accept candy from strangers? Hip, hip!

Okay, a few things about Halloween.
1. Being a slutty soccer player is stupid and uncreative.
2. There is nothing cuter in life than a four-year-old pirate. I repeat, Nothing.
3. A skimpy costume is perfectly fine. It is not classy, of course, but it is perfectly fine. Feel like showing some skin? Go for the playboy bunny! (you know you want to) Feel like showing some skin, but not that much? The french maid is your calling! Feel like being naked in a hot dog costume? Go for it.
4. Group costumes are in. So the question is, Scooby Doo clan or Power Puff Girls?
5. BRUSH YOUR TEETH WHEN YOU GET HOME.

To end this post, I've attached some pictures for your Halloween enjoyment.











(pea cock, air freshener, Donald Trump)


I'm going to the parade in Greenwich Village, it should be a lot of fun.
Happy Halloween!