I know. Believe it or not, I am fully aware that we live on the third closest planet to the sun, a wondrous world where groups of chaste brunette brothers can become multi-million dollar rock stars, Harry Potter books can be read in 66 different languages, and anyone can become the Vice-President of the United States of America!Are you a musician by any chance? If so, you may understand my hot-cross-bun-world reference. Pick up any instrument, tuba and glockenspiel alike, and the first melody you will play is the traditional, "Hot Cross Buns." This melody consists of three notes, likely, E - D - C , with rhythms that vaguely alternate over the span of the 15-second song.
"Hot Cross Buns" is the easiest thing you will ever play, which is exciting and depressing news, simultaneously.
In A Hot Cross Bun World, the most challenging homework will be editing your facebook status, Marc Jacobs patent leather heels will be free every Tuesday, crocs will not exist, and photosynthesis will take place in plants and humans! Isn't that grand?
This blog will be the recordings and results of my life, which, I must admit, is not always in a happy bakery bun manner. (sorry guys)
To end this post, I am including various pictures of hot cross buns I have found via google images, with varying degrees of delicion, color, shine, and smell. Enjoy!
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